Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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