noah is a scrub jungle

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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