- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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