- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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