- Anti Joke

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

9 Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

women sports....

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.