this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

women sports....

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

I'm sn otter

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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