Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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