- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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