- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

I have a gay camel