- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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