- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

flavin's head

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Rick Santorum 2012

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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