How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Women's rights.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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