- Anti Joke

This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Rick Santorum 2012

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES