- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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