- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

FIONN'S LIFE

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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