How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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