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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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