How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What do you call a black man? Black

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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