- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

haha Otarts was here

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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