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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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