- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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