Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

haha Otarts was here

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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