Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why was the woman?

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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