- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

THE GAME.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

homosexuals are gay

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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