- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What can fly? Lots of things

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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