Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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destiny

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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