- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What's the deal with brown?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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