your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

hello

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Justin Bieber

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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