What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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