- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

i like men but im not gay

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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