How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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