- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

I like your hair

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Hey, Max!!

I am a women

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

A man... walks.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

an athiest walks into a church

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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