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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Come on children, don't dawdle.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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