- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

knock knock who's there? hope

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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