- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

I like your hair

I am a women

A man... walks.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Hey, Max!!

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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