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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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