- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Me Neither.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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