What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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