did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Women's rights

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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