Do you love me? No.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

a seal walks into a club.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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