- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's white and gluey Glue

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

its all aodhan

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Keanu Reaves

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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