dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Knock Know! Come in!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

This is a joke. Laugh!

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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