whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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tom pauling

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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