What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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