- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Matt is a Duster!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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