- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

My parents died!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's white and gluey Glue

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti-jokes are funny.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Cancer.

What can fly? Lots of things

What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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