- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Rebecca Black.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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