- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Guess what? AIDS!

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Get off my porch.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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