"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Gay's

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Get off my porch.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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