What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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