- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Because she has down's syndrome

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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